MALE CELEBRITIES WITH NO BALLS: “DARLING,CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YOU’RE HANDBAG ” part two

Well it looks like we ve finally pushed Facebook too far….the most offensive word you can seem to use is Balls!!! So I only have this to say…Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls……Baaaaaallllllls…..Balls!!!

So on that note let’s begin
MALE CELEBRITIES WITH NO BALLS. 

GEORGE CLOONEY. 
Yes George has shagged loads of hot women but when asked how he felt about Donald Trump becoming  president….he stuttered and stumbled over words till he found the tele prompt and had to be rescued by Julia  Roberts….who was obviously holding balls that day…..nice going George. 

SHIA LABEOUF 
Nothing spells I ve no balls than attacking a guy who is supporting you. In other words he won’t fight back. This is what Shia LaBeouf did at some God awful March in New York last week. Pick a fight with a real person who will fight back you wimp..oh and fuck you Shia . 

MEL GIBSON 
Mel gibson has made loads of tough movies but in real life he can only beat up 110lb women….because he doesn’t have the balls to fight a man and will pick on a weaker woman….fucking hate guys like that.

ELLEN DEGENERES 
This guy is such a wanker….everything is liberal nonsense and if you don’t agree with him………what the fuck do you mean it’s a woman….you re kidding…sorry Ellen I though you were a man. You still have no balls.

TOM CRUISE:
Hahahahaha what a tool head….need I say more.

Kanye West:
Kim kardashain has such a hold on this guys balls that he has to ask permission to Jerk off.

Ed Sheran:
Is he just gay or did he give Taylor Swift his balls…ah who cares …you suck.

BILL CLINTON:
When not busy raping someone or something….Hilary Clinton hangs on to his balls incase he speaks and fucks everything up for ever one.

ROSIE O DONNELL :
What no fucking way that’s a woman….seriously 

JOHNNY DEPP:
No balls because he beats women and hangs out with child rapists. Fuck you el corpse head go eat a back of shit.

CAITLYN JENNER:
He threw them up on a doctors counter and said ” chop em off boss”

There is loads fucking more but I know Facebook and Google ( who also have no balls)are going to ban this anyway so I couldn’t be bothered writing about them 

The main thing to take from this is….just because a woman is fucking you guys does not mean you have to agree with her…also don’t surrender your balls to her or anyone just because you afraid what people might say, you are both equal and have a right to your opinions . I live in Ireland the land of the bossy bitch where the answer from every girl who doesn’t agree with you is ” mammy said”….well fuck mammy….I ve still got my balls and my views but that’s because I don’t date irish women….I respect intelligent women not women who shout and act like they re mothers….ie 7/10 irish women….and if irish women have a problem with that…..address all complaints to…. kissmyass@ Idon’tcare.fuckyou !!!!

So until tomorrow guys and gals….or whenever my ban is up.

Love you all guys and gals…
Here’s the now sexy again and no longer looks like she ate the younger version of herself….the beautiful Christina Aguilera 

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