ORLANDO BLOOM AND HIS PISON PENIS STRIKE AGAIN BUT NICKI MINAJ AND ED SHEERAN SHOW NO FEAR…… ( warning nudity)

Looks like Orlando bloom and his poison penis strike again. What is it with this guy and his dick….this time Katy Perry is telling all about the pics where he wanted her to join him naked while he paddled on the board….she didn’t want too. Orlando knew that there was photographers on the beach so he whipped out his lad and dangled it about for the cameras. Katy Perry recently cracked up on stage and did a a load of shit on YouTube. She said she went naked on a private boat with Orlando…..but over the naked pics of Orlando Bloom she needed counciling because of media pressure so Orlando Bloom and his poison penis have done it again….drove Katy Perry insane and cost a girl in London her job….. his dick gets him in more trouble than mine does and that’s saying something 

Nicki Minaj lost out on some award at the BET awards to fuck knows who but there seems to be some rivalry between Nikki and who ever the other bitch is ( I just don’t care). Nikki got the  keys to the city of Queens thou…. ah they all suck so who gives a shit 

We here at 187 would like to offer our condolences to the family of Jerry the shark who was killed off Majorca just because he was a shark and fat auld tourists got the fear when they saw Jerry. Being a blue shark he looked bigger in the water and sent fat arses in bikinis  fleeing then the lifeguards killed him before he could eat a tourist. We wish him well on his journey to shark heaven and never fear as the fat arses have returned to the water.

I hate Ed Sheeran. I mean he started out writing these brillent songs about real life then he went to America. He started saying that he stayed on all these celebrities couches while on his first tour there one being Jamie Fox. Now good old Jamie tries to pretend to be a ladies man but has been caught with men so many times that it’s beyond a joke now. Why not come out??? But with a red headed tool sleeping in you’re house what happened is anyone’s guess.  The next thing that happened  was he stayed with Taylor Swift and she must have wrapped those long legs around his face because from meeting her he has been nothing but pussy whipped by Taylor swift and the std squad. The songs became shit and everything became ” I love you ”     (fucker should meet my ex…..) and every 12 year old girl loved him and He went from adults buying his music for themselves to listen to……to buying the music for they ‘re kids to listen too….sell out mother fucker. Oh hang on why am I ranting bout this asshole, oh ya Ed Sheeran closed the Glastonbury festival ….. to sum up the Glastonbury festival Vouge Williams tried to play at it….enough said

Finally should Johnny DEPP be dropped from that Harry potter spin off movie over his remarks….. I say yes. It’s time to set an example of these so called celebrities who are trying to push political agendas. So by pulling Johnny DEPP from a major movie it shows the world ” no we won’t just listen to a stupid liberal fuck tard meth head” and a meth head is not going to get my money because that’s what happens at the box office. So join the campaign to have DEPP removed from this movie and hit celebrities where it hurts… .. they’re wallets.

So until tomorrow guys and gals 

Love you all guys and gals 

Here’s the 40 year old goddess …. Anna Friel 

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