HILLSONG CHURCH: PASTOR PERVERT AND JUSTIN BEIBER….ALSO THREESOME FROM HELL…

I ‘ve got to hand it to Pastor Carl, I mean what is the best way to make money when you have no skills ….set up a church and get dumbass celebrities to give you loads of money. Well that’s what Pastor Carl did and now he has snagged the biggest fucking idiot  of them all….. Justin beiber.  Yes this is the church good old Justin is joining …. The Hillsong Church. Not only has Pastor Carl got Justin but also some of his friends… the Gomez one from the std squad and one of them Kardashian/ Jenner Muppets and a few other lesser weirdos. Pastor Carl also encourages members to give as much money as they can to the church ….  there is even an app to donate . What do you get for all you’re money …. well pastor Carl heals you ( if you are in the front row and are not in a wheelchair and can run away after he touch’s you and can wear an ear piece…..see what I’m getting at here….. I guess Pastor Carl can’t cure everything) so anyway this sounds like a lovely place this Hillside Church except Pastor Carl has been dogged by child abuse allegations in Australia and New Zealand…..8 times he has been investigated. So looks like pastor Carl is a dirty fucking pervert and it doesn’t stop there. If you become an elder you can speak in toungs. Let me explain what speaking in toungs is, it’s speaking in a language that you could nt know…. its a sign of possession ( if you think someone is speaking in toungs and dont have a priests phone number at hand…. dont chance it just shoot the bastard…..think of it this way it could be Justin beiber after possessing someone so really you are doing them a favour )  So Justin beiber has joined a fake healing , child abusing, money scamming church, that’s run by Pastor Pervert Carl. Nice going Justin considering most of you ‘re fan base are kids…. Pastor Pervert must be grinning from ear to ear. Fuck you Pastor Pervert Carl fucknuts and fuck you too Justin beiber for just being a general fucking asshole and I hope Pastor pervert cures you of being an asshole….oh wait there is no cure for that….so I guess you are only going to get fucked Justin….

This guy is more fucked up than Justin beiber  ( and that hard to do) meet Kenneth Manzanares. So good old Kenneth here decides to take the wife on a cruise ship for a week, relax, live the high life for a while. Well one night there was a murder mystery themed dinner party for the guests and I guess Kenneth was so fucking stupid that he thought you do  kill you’re wife because that’s what the fuck Muppet did. He gave her a slap over the head and killed her and tried to throw her overboard. When he was asked why he did it he said ” the bitch wouldn’t stop laughing at me… my life is over”. He appeared in court today sobbing but I don’t know if that’s for killing his wife or the thought of being some dudes bitch for the next 30 years. There is always a reason to kill you’re husband or wife let’s face it but you don’t…..because normal people don’t kill they ‘re partners. What the fuck is wrong with people if you don’t like the person why marry them…i ‘ll never work that one out ” I fucking hate you…..lets get married” !!!!. Well looks like Kenneth Manzanares has gone from husband to wife.. …enjoy prison life.

Why is McCain allowed vote!!! I mean as well as being bad shit crazy he has brain cancer and he turns up at 11pm to kill a bill which he won’t see through because he’ll be fucking dead. Sorry there is no sympathy for McCain here at 187 because of some the things he wanted to do…nuke Iran  ( fuck knows why) ….. tried to pass a bill to give arms to ISIS when Senate was empty. His method was to wait till no one in Senate run down and put forth a mad bill so no one was to object….he tried to go to war with Russia for fuck sake . He aided in the setting up of ISIS ( with Hillary) and generally McCain is an alround piece of shit. I’m sorry but just because you get cancer does not change the fact that you are a miserable bastard and now he has killed a republican bill that will effect people after his death all because it was a republican bill. Nice guy.

Sex robots are now more popular than real women in brothels in Austria!!!! Look we all know Germans and Austrians are fucking weirdos but this is fucking twisted. It’s worse than letting McCain vote. €80 for an hour with a sex robot….is there a que … what poor bastard has to power hose the doll out….” you’re sex doll will be ready in a moment sir we ‘re fixing the power washer as our last client was a particularly sick weirdo….sorry for the delay …. would you like a drink while you wait with you’re fellow weirdos” . I can’t get my head around this, how do you get turned by a fucking robot doll thing. I don’t know about you guys but I like my sexual partners to be ….. how do I put this…..ALIVE!!!!

Ah here’s the German bit. Some guy in Germany  was having a threesome with two women ( more power to him) but the two women got in a row over a sex position and while one was having an orgasm she fell off the the balcony and broke her legs and feet ….it gets worse ….. her naked friend decided to run down the stairs to help her friend but tripped and broke her arm and neck. So picture this, two naked women with injuries from sex and you gotta call an ambulance how the fuck do you explain it. How did yer one fall over the balcony…..what the fuck were they doing. It’s fucked up….honestly all you can do is laugh. The dude must have some Willy on him.

Katy Perry will host the mtv vma’s. Let me repeat that KATY PERRY WILL HOST THE MTV VMA’S!!!! What!!!! There must be someone else available there has to be. Katy Perry took to Twitter to tell the world that she’s a “moonwoman” ( wherever the fuck that means) and she ‘ll be hosting the vma’s. But I think it ‘ll be ok because Katy Perry is so fucking stupid she ‘ll probably go to the wrong venue on the night and end up calling bingo somewhere.

So until tomorrow guys and gals….dont go on a murder mystery cruise…

Love you all guys and gals 

Here is a super sexy under rated goddess….. Nadine Velazquez 

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